It’s Been Nicked

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PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE USING THIS BLOG.

ALL the lotteries, draws, compensation schemes, inheritances, payment agent or mystery shopper jobs and business proposals offering huge sums of money are SCAMS. You CAN'T WIN a lottery or prize draw you HAVEN'T ENTERED. Please don't post comments asking if the SCAMS you have received are real. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS IN A COMMENT ASKING SCAMMERS TO CONTACT YOU (yes, people really do this regularly!)

CONTRACT PAYMENT APPROVAL ON CONTRACT NO: FGN/NNPC/022996/CB/2009

You’ve got to love the language in this garbled offering, submitted by a reader.  First the scammer apologises for “ all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulge you through“.  Not to worry because “the square peg is now in square whole and can be voguish”.  Mmmm, yes, if you say so.

Unless you know you have an unpaid contract with a Nigerian company, just delete this email.  If you do have an overdue [Continue reading CONTRACT PAYMENT APPROVAL ON CONTRACT NO: FGN/NNPC/022996/CB/2009]